Yesterday we enjoyed a leisurely afternoon in my parent's backyard. I let myself into the kitchen with little Reagers at my side. Soon she disappeared and I heard the front screen door slam. I slowly made my way to check on her and had quite a surprise. There was my little lady with her panties at her ankles, dress pulled up under her chin, squatting in my parent's front yard, shamelessly peeing on the grass.
My mom and I didn't know what to do. We laughed thinking this was a one and only mishap and grabbed the camera but the little stinker was too fast to get an incriminating photo. Only a two year old could get away with that. But, it's not that funny anymore.
Today I am sitting on the front room couch on the phone when Morgan comes running inside. "Guys, hurry quick." Alarmed, I jumped up and ran outside only to hear Morgan scream... "Reagan's peeing on the grass!!!"
Me: "Reagan!!! We don't pee pee on the grass. Doggies go pee pee on the grass. Little ladies go pee pee in the toilet! Where do we go pee pee?"
Reagan: "We go pee pee in the toilet."
Me: "Who goes pee pee on the grass?"
Reagan: "Doggies... and Reagan."
Oh dear!
4 comments:
OK, now that's funny! Never a dull moment with this little girl. Thanks for sharing this story. She brings so much joy to us!
Bahahaha! I love it, so classic. Cache had a time where he loved to go to the bathroom outside...parenting is such a blast!
I could tell you some stories about my boys and peeing in public places as well. It's been awesome. ;)
I guess she can enjoy it at two right, because it won't be able to last much longer.
DAMN MUM! I would love some pics of her peeing bet her little kid pu--y looks real nice
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